Pondering Patriots

Grade: 12th Tell us about yourself in 25 words or less: My name is Anna, and I’m a senior. I love art, and I’m bad at summing myself up in 25 words or less. If you could be a member of any tv-sitcom/reality family, which one would it be? “The Kardashians” What sound do you love? Why? I love the sound of rain. It’s very calming. What kind of cult would you like to start? I’d start a cu...

Grade: 12th Tell us about yourself in 25 words or less: I am Steven, and I have a routine on drinking coffee. I take off the lid, and then rub my chest for six seconds - then I let it simmer. If you could be a member of any tv-sitcom/reality family, which one would it be? Cake Boss What sound do you love? Why? Coffee brewing, because I know a cup is just a couple minutes away. What kin...

Grade: 11th Tell us about yourself in 25 words or less: Intelligent, brave, and supportive. If you could be a member of any tv-sitcom/reality family, which one would it be? “Last Man Standing” What sound do you love? Why? A baritone. It has a rich dark sound. What kind of cult would you like to start? An ice cream cult....

Grade: 9th Tell us about yourself in 25 words or less: I love dancing, and my cat, Rio. If you could be a member of any tv-sitcom/reality family, which one would it be? “The Kardashians” What sound do you love? Why? I love the piano, because you can play beautiful music. What kind of cult would you like to start? A cat cult....

Grade: 10th Tell us about yourself in 25 words or less: Nerdy, musical, friendly, artistic, caring, defensive, hardworking, nervous, SAXOPHONE AND MARCHING BAND, weird. If you could be a member of any tv-sitcom/reality family, which one would it be? Definitely “Friends” (I know, chiche). What sound do you love? Why? Laughter! Sound of a really nice hit in a marching band show...

Grade: 9th Tell us about yourself in 25 words or less: Tired If you could be a member of any tv-sitcom/reality family, which one would it be? “The Kardashians” What sound do you love? Why? The sound of Parker Hibbard’s voice. What kind of cult would you like to start? Whichever one Carter Ericson will be part of. ...

Grade: 11th Tell us about yourself in 25 words or less: Call of Duty champion; chill dude. If you could be a member of any tv-sitcom/reality family, which one would it be? Dwight & Cousin MO What sound do you love? Why? Breaking of a Kit Kat bar, cause ahhh. What kind of cult would you like to start? A gimp cult...