"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

As much as us humans would like to believe we are the best and most successful species on this planet, we are far from perfect when it comes to our bodies. Here are just a few things that I would change to make us just a little bit better.

What I would change about the human body

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer December 5, 2022

As much as us humans would like to believe we are the best and most successful species on this planet, we are far from perfect when it comes to our bodies. Here are just a few things that I would change...

The agonizing screen I have to see every time CK-Express decides it needs to conduct an update check.

CK-Express, we need to talk…

Delaney Gramlick, Entertainment Editor October 28, 2022

Dear CK-Express, You’re ruining my life. Every day, every second is plagued by your incessant need to torment me. I open my chromebook and what is staring back at me? CK-Express. Oh you need to switch...

Members of the statesman attempting to take a group photo for an online story.

Steps to taking the perfect group photos

Lucas Hiatt, Staff Writer May 19, 2022

As summer approaches, many of us will be ready and prepared to enjoy whatever the three-month isolation from school throws at us. For many, that means making sure your social media accounts stay active...

There comes a time in any mans life when he has to write a story in ten minutes and upload it as his semester project.

How to succeed in journalism without really trying

Fisher Meyerink, Staff writer May 16, 2022

Has this ever happened to you? You find out that the semester test project for your Statesman class is an online story, but you figure that it is not necessary to check when your supposed to upload, and...

More words of wisdom from our fellow LHS students I have been collecting this year. These are more moving than the Sistine Chapel and these artists could rival Banksy with their creative genius.

Words of wisdom volume 2: Electric Boogaloo

Paige Gordon, Staff Writer April 8, 2022

More words of wisdom from our fellow LHS students I have been collecting this year. These are more moving than the Sistine Chapel and these artists could rival Banksy with their creative genius.

A peek into the very few foods I, as a celiac positive person, can eat.

Celiac attack

Delaney Gramlick , Staff Writer March 29, 2022

I’ve always thought food allergies were dumb, maybe even a myth. A peanut, one peanut, can kill you? I don’t believe it. About two months ago, I found out I have celiac disease. I took this to be the...

A collected group of the hidden gems that youre destined to look for.

Tips and tricks to win an Easter egg hunt

Elana Bishop and Vanessa Timat March 21, 2022

By observation of public distress, we have put together a list of helpful endeavors to help our community outsmart the younger generation in the event of… the Easter egg hunt.  Plan how you...

Students reported seeing Mrs. Winklepleck in the halls bribing students with tickets to her play.

LHS is the best!

Brooks Houwman, Staff Writer March 17, 2022

Please note that this story is a satire; therefore, certain elements within may be exaggerated for comedic effect. There has always been a debate circulating throughout the Metro Area concerning which...

JFK before the assassination and before the conspiracies that followed

Conspiracy Theory Review: Who killed JFK?

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer March 16, 2022

One of the most well known conspiracy theories is that there is more to the assassination of John F. Kennedy than the government would like to believe, and for good reason. The majority of these theories...

Alloy wheels are produced and manufactured at a fast rate, making the wheels an obvious choice for this debate.

Wheels outnumber the doors

Lucas Hiatt, Staff Writer March 14, 2022

TikTok has started yet another digital warzone known as the wheels v. doors debate in which people attempt to settle the question: are there more wheels or doors in the world? With such an uneventful life...

For legal reasons, I am not allowed to show you the extent of vandalism in the old E-wing bathroom. Use your imagination.

Dear underclassmen, please remember bathroom etiquette

Paige Gordon, Staff Writer February 18, 2022

Dear underclassmen, I am sorry to say that there have been some complaints about recent behavior in the LHS bathrooms. Now, I won't be making a huge deal about it, but I will be giving you all some...

Rest in peace Betty White. Thank you for being a friend.

Betty White’s death is a bad omen

Paige Gordon, Staff Writer January 7, 2022

Tragedy struck on Dec. 31, 2021, with the death of beloved comedy icon Betty White, just weeks before her 100th birthday. And though we must take time to mourn her, it is crucial to prepare for tough times...

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