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The unresolved dispute of 2020

Although the dispute on which soda is the most superior, Coke has taken a firm stance on beverages, whereas with Pepsi, they has become big with snacks.
January 14, 2021

A global pandemic. A racial reckoning. A historic election. 2020 is a year that will go down in history for mankind. Conflict aroused constantly about whether the police department was doing enough to...

You wouldn’t get it, you’re not Midwestern

Ranch dressing and card playing... what's more Midwestern than that??
January 14, 2021

When one enters a new region of the country, they have to hone in on their senses and pay attention to what the region’s society is. From vocabulary to recipes to different forms of leisure, it can be...

Driving Do’s and Don’ts at LHS

The LHS parking lot may look orderly, but before and after school, it is the worst place you want to be trapped.
January 6, 2021

LHS students may think that the most difficult part of their day is trying to endure the ever accumulating amount of assignments, stacked on top of studying for tests. In actuality, the most difficult...

Cult following of Jaws

LHS renowned chemistry teacher James Jarovski who is know as
November 10, 2020

Whether you are a senior, a freshman just stepping into LHS or a middle schooler, I'm pretty sure you are well acquainted with the LHS chemistry teacher James Jarovski (Jaws) and his cult-like following....

Please read: hallway etiquette

Congested hallways are the norm for LHS, so please follow these simple unwritten rules to keep them running smooth.
November 9, 2020

Six passing periods a day, each six minutes long. Thirty-six minutes of walking behind incredibly slow kids, getting shoved, pushed and above all, tripped. I don’t know about you, but I am very confused...

Class of cliches

Popular high school films, such as Mean Girls, portrays a clique of entitled popular girls. In reality, it is difficult to place students in categories.
October 16, 2020

High school movies seem like all the rage these days, coming of age comedies that are supposed to make teenagers breathe out a sigh of relief and acknowledgment. However, the main issue with them is that...

Halloween: under or overrated?

LHS seniors are proud to wear whatever they feel makes them the most confident.
October 15, 2020

October is the season of pumpkins and candy galore. People shove their shorts and tank tops to the back of their closet and reach for sweaters and boots to stay warm for the upcoming cold season. Although...

My addiction with pink monster

This Monster may or may not cause nausua, insomnia, headaches, dizziness, anxiety and/or death.
September 25, 2020

I remember the day like it was yesterday. Aug, 15, a Saturday morning. An absolutely gorgeous day filled with sunshine and rainbows, fluffy white clouds floating gently across the sky and cool breezes...

Different types of people on Zoom calls

Cinematic picture of the zoom logo on a laptop and someone typing.
September 17, 2020

Since we have started quarantine, we have adapted to our new lives by using Zoom calls to communicate with our teachers and classmates. During our time of social distancing, people have reacted to using...

TikTok trend causes international shortage of painter’s tape

An elusive roll of Scotch Painter's Tape. DIY quarantine projects have caused a shortage of the high-quality, low-residue tape.
May 20, 2020

The closing of schools due to COVID-19 has caused many teenagers to engage in various aesthetic projects, but those seemingly innocent activities are putting a monumental strain on a crucial national resource:...

Top 5 Easiest Ways to Make Money During Quarantine

May 19, 2020

During a pandemic like the one we are in right now, there aren’t an overabundance of places for people to work as many businesses have closed or have extremely limited hours. This list is the top five...

The life of an artist

The life of an artist
May 14, 2020

Fame can change you. I am proud to confirm that the glitz and glam of Hollywood and human instinct to fall to the hierarchy of the prestige has not and will not affect me. I am grounded. You may have...

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