"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

Plantius Reginald “Planty” Angeleyes iii, looking majestic per usual.

Plant Father

Nathan Thompson May 21, 2024

Dedicated to Plantius Reginald Angeleyes III, beloved son and nephew   sleepless nights, the monetary and emotional toil that the raising of a young child can have on a human being. It is because...

My accelerated Algebra two worksheet grades after spending an hour on each paper.

What Your GPA says about you

Lucy Hennies, Staff Writer May 13, 2024

As the 2023-24 school year comes to an end, teachers are putting in grades and grade point averages (GPAs) are being finalized. GPAs range anywhere from 0.0 to 4.0+, what does your GPA say about you? 4.0+...

The one love of any current AP chemistry student is the “Princeton Review AP Chemistry Premium Prep 25th Edition” book, myself included.

A love letter to the Princeton Review

Ellie Quinn, Staff Writer May 2, 2024

Dear “Princeton Review AP Chemistry Premium Prep book 25th Edition,” During these past few weeks, we have spent so much time together. You have taught me so much with your insightful knowledge and...

There are many factors to consider when deciding what college to attend.

How to choose what college to attend

Laila Miller, Staff Writer April 30, 2024

One of the biggest decisions one has to make in life is deciding what college to go to. According to BestColleges.com, “there are nearly 6,000 colleges and universities in the U.S.,” which makes this...

Re-Ranking the sports

Re-Ranking the sports

Nathan Thompson, News Editor April 16, 2024

In 2018, Statesman Editor Slater Dixon published an article called “Whatever… let's rank the sports.” It has been over four years since that article was published, and it seems outdated. I figured...

To maintain the “clean” look never let your hair pass your shoulders and always cut short bangs because that will let people know that you are always staying on top of your hair length.

It’s not a phase, it’s a lifestyle

Porter Stangeland, Staff Writer March 21, 2024

Hygiene, some care about it and some simply have not heard of it, but it is an essential part of everyone's life whether they like it or not. Have you ever been strolling through the halls of LHS to get...

Ingredients needed for skincare smoothies, including Polypeptide cream and D-Bronzi drops, can be found on the Drunk Elephant display in Sephora.

The Future Generation: Gen Alpha

Lucy Hennies, Staff Writer February 26, 2024

When most current LHS students look back on their childhood, they often think back on activities like playing outside, making slime or building forts. However, Gen Alpha, consisting of kids born between...

(Artwork by Naomi Jespersen)

Costco: My first love

Naomi Jespersen, Staff Writer February 26, 2024

Oh Costco, where do I begin?  From the first time you caught my gaze, I knew you were the one for me. Was it your delectable samples? Perhaps. Your high quality apparel, the likes of which flood my...

Year after year, flowers, specifically roses, have been one of the most popular gifts given on Valentine’s Day, proving to be a truly timeless gesture.

What your preferred Valentine’s Day gift reveals about you

Ellie Quinn, Staff Writer February 6, 2024

As this upcoming holiday full of love quickly approaches, it is important to recognize the tradition of gift-giving and some of its most popular forms, but what does your preferred gift say about you?  Chocolate:...

An overwhelmed LHS senior studies for their third attempt at the ACT.

How to ace the ACT

Ryan Calhoun, Staff Writer November 23, 2023

With the semester quickly coming to a close, the juniors of LHS are realizing they should probably start paying attention to their GPAs, and the seniors are acclimatizing to a constant sense of panic....

Secrets from a part-time rizzler

Secrets from a part-time rizzler

Nathan Thompson, News Editor November 13, 2023

Day One: Start at the beginning. You have to pick out which girl you’re going to get. This shouldn’t be too difficult for a super stud muffin like you though. You basically can have your pick....

LHS sophomore Callaway Weeks, a 6’ 3” tyrant, ignores LHS junior Katya Surendran, a 5’0” queen, revealing a perpetual inequality between heights.

Tall people are annoying

Shalom Kato, Staff Writer November 13, 2023

One day during the passing period, I walked in the halls attempting to get to statistics. I felt a balance shift in the atmosphere and perhaps the time continuum. I look up and see an extremely tall brunette...

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