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Lincoln High School Statesman

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

What your backpack says about you

What your backpack says about you

Kinsley Ernster, Feature Editor May 6, 2026

A backpack is not just something you wear that carries all of your school supplies. It is a reflection of who you are and your journey through life. It tells people a story about who you are before you...

That last 15 minutes right before the exam is your key to a perfect five on AP exams!(Artwork used with permission from Canva)

A procrastinator’s guide: AP tests

Harper Maziarz, Staff Writer April 9, 2026

With the end of the school year quickly approaching, students are hit with the sudden realization that AP test season is upon us. The stress of preparing for tests can be overwhelming to even think about....

Everyone's personalities become amplified during the holiday season. Which persona do you identify with?

Pre-break personas

Bethany Jespersen, Perspective’s Editor December 8, 2025

The soup season slump is real, and intimidating unit tests do nothing to ease the pain. On the flip side, Ugg boots have emerged from their annual hibernation and iced gingerbread chai lattes are more...

One of many tissue boxes that were gone through to hold this relationship together (Photo used with permission by Adobe Stock.)

Love letter to the common cold

Dena Tarrell, Entertainment Editor October 1, 2025

Dear common cold, I wish I could tell you about all the joy I feel with you. I cannot express just how much you have impacted my life. Each year, you become more present, and I can no longer ignore...

My two sweet fire children, Maffin Jr. (left) and Disappointment (right), standing proudly. (Screenshots used with permission by TikTok)

Parenting a TikTok child

Griffin Etrheim, Staff Writer April 24, 2025

One of the greatest life challenges faced by any person is the task of parenting. It is a complicated and difficult process but a rewarding one at that. I can attest to this, as I am the proud father of...

The weather's mood changes from day to day whether it's springy or icy cold.

I’m breaking up with the weather

Kinsley Ernster, Staff Writer April 10, 2025

Listen, we need to talk. I think we should break up. I don’t like the way you've been acting lately. The mood swings are out of hand. One day we’re getting along and having so much fun together. It’s...

AP Lang & Comps Canvas page, the disguise for a perfect nap time

AP Lang & Comp: a junior’s nap time

Ellie Boehrns, Staff Writer March 24, 2025

LHS has many boring classes, but never comfy enough to nap. In chemistry, you risk a chemical getting spilled during a lab, and in math, you have missed an entire unit because of one wrong move. No productive...

Deep in the Block Blast zone, productivity is at an all-time low.

Block Blast took over my life (a satire)

Bobby Parker, Entertainment editor March 7, 2025

It started out as just a casual download. “Oh, this looks fun,” I thought. “Just a little game to play when I am bored.” What a fool I was. What a sweet, innocent, naive fool. Because Block Blast...

A maze of miscellaneous untitled docs in the graveyard that is Google Drive.

Scrolling down memory lane

Ellie Boehrns, Staff Writer February 14, 2025

Dear Google Drive users,   Scrolling down my Google Drive is always a journey. Finding lost documents and assignments is an everyday ordeal, but, once in a while, gems will appear. All contained...

Junior Logan Sanborn holds her car keys, ready to drive in the winter weather.

Snow problem

Selah Seymour, Staff Writer January 21, 2025

There is nothing like waking up on a cold winter morning to see a fresh blanket of snow covering the earth. The world seems to sparkle as the sun shines on the white ground. Everything is beautiful…...

Artwork by Mason Dean

Potty Problems

Mason Dean, Staff Writer December 2, 2024

THE GLOBAL OPINION What is the opinion of other countries on this question? A Norwegian named Sigurd provided his insight and chose urinal five. “I don’t want him peeping at me!” said Sigurd. This...

Christmas tree that pairs perfectly with the best Christmas movie.

Hallmark movies: The new holiday classics

Selah Seymour, Staff Writer November 27, 2024

For years, major film companies have been making movies for the holiday season. Every year, classics like “Home Alone” and “Elf” steal the screen. However, after all these years, people tend to...

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