Top 10 most unpopular (but very valid) opinions

Alex Turner, Journalism Student

We all have opinions, many of them probably unpopular. The basic ones, obviously, are like whether or not you like coffee, Drake or Trump. This list delves into 10 more unpopular opinions that not many people have.

  1.  Coffee is not that good: The black bean liquid everyone seems to be drinking these days is not very tasty. It tastes like grass.
  2.  Rompers are for both genders: Men and women alike should be able to wear a one-piece, super fashionable romper without being judged for it.
  3.  It does not matter that the government is lizards: Lizards are not even that bad when you get past the point that they are trying to ruin your life and compromise your freedom.
  4. Danny Devito fanfiction is real art, MOM: Seriously, did you have to take away my laptop?
  5. H-h-h-h-h-hold up, check it outFergalicious should be our new national anthem: It is a patriotic song, and I think I could get down and funky to some Fergie at a football game.
  6.  Kidz Bop is a good group with good music: And just think about it, if you blast Kidz Bop, you do not have to hear your inner demons.
  7.  Sketchers are the superior shoe: Wear ‘em on the first date and the person you are out with will fall in love, especially if they are light up shoes.
  8.  Roomba vacuums are cowards: Just run me over already, Paul.
  9.  Suffering counts as having plans: This one is self-explanatory.

10.  Having your ashes spread in a McDonald’s ball pit should be a more popular thing: What is not to love about letting your soul rest in one of those bad boys?