There is only one true judge of character: what water bottle someone owns.
Stanley: the basic, white girl
If you own a Stanley, you are most likely a white girl who got one because everyone else had one. You did not start the trend but love joining in on it. You wear North Face jackets, White Fox hoodies, Lululemon leggings and Uggs. You enjoy going to Starbucks and asking your dad for money.
Hydroflask: the stubborn one
You refuse to get a water bottle different from the beat-up Hydroflask you have had since 2019. You swear it is the best out there, and you use it because it keeps your drink insulated, but to be honest, you are either just too broke to get a new one, or there is a chance that you watch YouTube Shorts and still think this is the popular water bottle. If that is the case, you probably still play “Among Us” and wear a mask to school.
Owala: colorful and fun
Your Owala is bright and colorful, as it should be. You are a fun, outgoing person and love to express yourself. You are also up to date on the trends, and with its sippable straw and effective water-cooling technology, you own the best water bottle out there.
Clear plastic bottle: nonchalant guy
You are lowkey a chill guy who does not really care about anything. You are failing all your classes but still just go home and play OG Fortnite. You do not care what other people think of you and that is a good thing. You are here for a good time and realize in the end, none of it matters, so might as well enjoy life while you can.
S’well: the modern “investor”
You own this because you thought its sleek design makes you look smart. You have an entrepreneur title in your Instagram bio which is code for unemployed. You think you are going to become rich one day with your own personal crypto portfolio you created, but in reality, you are going to end up working at McDonald’s all your life.
