In retrospect, Wile E. Coyote is probably not the best role model for any kid to have. The murder-crazed, super genius whose sole purpose in life is to catch a flightless bluebird has failed spectacularly...
Jacob Wessels is a first year staff writer on Statesman. When Wessels is not in class or focusing on academics, he can be found at GreatLife, at a powerlifting meet or on the driving range. He is involved...