Lincoln High School Statesman

Dear winter,

Dear winter,

Caleb Miller, Staff Writer

March 4, 2019

Filed under Satire

Dear winter, It was great to see you for the first six minutes of October. Since then, I’d rather you’d take your blizzard advisories and shove them back where they came from (I assume that’s Canada or something). You must be very proud of yourself, surprising all those nordic kids wit...