As we all know, the Black Lives Matter militia is the Ku Klux Klan 2.0, both groups striving for white suprematism and keeping the white rich, and the rich whiter. Besides, what did the KKK even do?

My personal lord and savior, Tomi Lahren, illustrates her 100 percent accurate view as a host for The Blaze, a right-wing news outlet. However, this platinum-blonde far right-wing superstar wouldn’t call herself a conservative, she’d call herself a millennial because she doesn’t like labels. A label Lahren is especially opposed to is being called racist, which she quickly denies immediately after attacking social justice groups that demand racial equality. Because as we all can agree, racism in the 21st century is a made-up issue that fragile liberal snowflakes came up with in order to have something to be angry about.

Lahren strongly believes that modern-day feminism is about “man-bashing” and “free birth control,” despite the literal definition being “the advocacy of women’s rights on the basis of the equality of the sexes.” However, as an upper-class white woman with a platform, she’s the perfect spokesperson for anti-feminism, considering the fact that without feminism, she wouldn’t be allowed to speak her mind, let alone wear pants.

In fact, Lahren does not plan to quit bravely speaking her mind anytime soon, or even fact check the “information” she’s feeding her audience, courtesy of the The Blaze.