With the major increase in water bottle sales, everyone has a strong opinion about which cup is worth the hype. With so many cups to choose from, what does your personal favorite say about you?
Stanley: If a Stanley cup is your favorite cup, you hopped on the trend after seeing everyone on the internet owning one. You spend way too much time on TikTok and enjoy spending your days at either Lululemon or Sephora. You enjoy watching the sunset, drinking iced coffees and are always in a good mood as long as you are with your friends. You definitely would have the upper hand in a fight thanks to the 30-pound water bottle that is always at your fingertips. Half of the time, the bottle is only half way full of water from about a week ago and you do not plan on cleaning the straw or lid for another two months.
Owala: If a Owala water bottle is your cup of choice, you definitely impulsively bought it after seeing hundreds of TikToks reviewing the bottle. Your favorite season of the year is summer because you often daydream about playing pickleball with your friends and posting on Instagram. Your dream life is to be a stay-at-home mom who cooks organic homemade meals and only shops at farmers’ markets. You fell in love with the trendy color combos and are a walking advertisement for Owala. You actively boycott the Stanley trend and make sure to notify everyone about the dangerous lead found in Stanleys.
Hydroflasks: If you still carry around a Hydroflask, you either have not gotten rid of the one you bought your sixth-grade year or you prefer their new travel tumbler over the Stanley. You obsess over the VSCO era and dream of being a marine biologist one day. You prefer staying home on weekends and find comfort in your bed watching a soppy rom-com. You once spent a total of four hours scraping all of the stickers off your Hydroflask just for it to end up eternally sticky.
Blender Bottles: If you use a Blender Bottle on a regular basis, you are either a hockey player or a gym rat. You have some sort of pre-workout drink in your bottle most of the time instead of actual water. Your weekends consist of Fortnite and Y-ball games and your room has never been clean for longer than 30 minutes. You and your friends are always betting on upcoming sports games and you are very active in the Lincoln Brazies group chat.
