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"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

My two sweet fire children, Maffin Jr. (left) and Disappointment (right), standing proudly. (Screenshots used with permission by TikTok)

Parenting a TikTok child

Griffin Etrheim, Staff Writer April 24, 2025

One of the greatest life challenges faced by any person is the task of parenting. It is a complicated and difficult process but a rewarding one at that. I can attest to this, as I am the proud father of...

Burnout looms large as students juggle mounting workloads and year-end pressure, manifesting not only physically but mentally as well. (Photo used with permission by Getty Images)

Burnout season

Chris Tao, Editor-in-Chief April 15, 2025

As the end of the school year approaches, the last few months pick up significant momentum and symbolize a period of universal stress and anxiety among students. According to the American Psychological...

The so-called game of "peekaboo."

Why LHS bathrooms need a redesign

Bobby Parker, Entertainment Editor April 15, 2025

When it comes to school facilities, the bathrooms at LHS are often the unsung heroes of the day, used by every student but rarely discussed. While they serve their purpose, it’s clear they could use...

The weather's mood changes from day to day whether it's springy or icy cold.

I’m breaking up with the weather

Kinsley Ernster, Staff Writer April 10, 2025

Listen, we need to talk. I think we should break up. I don’t like the way you've been acting lately. The mood swings are out of hand. One day we’re getting along and having so much fun together. It’s...

Tanologist and St. Tropez are both well-established brands for self-tanning.

Bottles vs. beds

Bethany Jespersen, Staff Writer April 10, 2025

Bondi Sands, St. Tropez, Kora and Isle of Paradise. Tropical destinations or self-tanning products? This is one of the many questions I set out to answer while on my sunkissed quest. I have never had the...

The definition of “perfection,” taken from Oxford Languages. (Artwork used with permission by Canva)

The price of perfectionism

Berkeley Newell, Staff Writer April 7, 2025

Perfection: the condition, state or quality of being free or as free as possible from all flaws or defects. This definition, taken from Oxford Languages, explains a word I have struggled with for as...

The personal affirmations on my mirror that I see each time I walk into my bathroom.

Words of Power

Bethel Woche, Staff writer April 3, 2025

If someone looked at the notes on my phone, walls or mirrors, they would see short sentences like “You are beautiful” or “Take a deep breath.” These phrases are called affirmations, which is a...

Educational expenses

Educational expenses

Berkeley Newell, Staff Writer March 28, 2025

A teacher’s salary is low, especially when compared to the amount of work and energy that goes into teaching. Additionally, unlike jobs such as nursing or sales, many teachers have to pay for their own...

Plants can communicate with each other by releasing chemicals into the air.

Grow your green thumb

Abby Anderson, Staff writer March 26, 2025

Participation in gardening and growing plants has increased, notably since the 2020 pandemic that isolated us in our homes. Nonetheless, there has still been an apparent disconnection from the dirt and...

Wine Country Table states, “Honey contains flavonoids, antioxidants that may reduce the risk of certain cancers and heart disease.”

Our polite pollinators

Abby Anderson, Staff writer March 26, 2025

As the vernal equinox approaches, bees will begin to rise from their winter rest, assembling for their new phase of life, preparing to carry the livelihood of our plants and harvests for the upcoming season....

AP Lang & Comps Canvas page, the disguise for a perfect nap time

AP Lang & Comp: a junior’s nap time

Ellie Boehrns, Staff Writer March 24, 2025

LHS has many boring classes, but never comfy enough to nap. In chemistry, you risk a chemical getting spilled during a lab, and in math, you have missed an entire unit because of one wrong move. No productive...

Deep in the Block Blast zone, productivity is at an all-time low.

Block Blast took over my life (a satire)

Bobby Parker, Entertainment editor March 7, 2025

It started out as just a casual download. “Oh, this looks fun,” I thought. “Just a little game to play when I am bored.” What a fool I was. What a sweet, innocent, naive fool. Because Block Blast...

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