THE GLOBAL OPINION
What is the opinion of other countries on this question? A Norwegian named Sigurd provided his insight and chose urinal five.
“I don’t want him peeping at me!” said Sigurd.
This...
For years, major film companies have been making movies for the holiday season. Every year, classics like “Home Alone” and “Elf” steal the screen. However, after all these years, people tend to...
I am Thanksgiving, but it seems I have become a ghost holiday so I come to speak my mind. Becoming an afterthought is painful as I look back on the months I spent during the year trying to make an appearance....
Dear Choir Door,
The memories of you slamming into me are far too many to count. As I walk peacefully to my class in the E-wing, I see my life flash before my eyes and feel my shoulder in pain. People...
The LHS parking lot is ridiculously small and has very little parking space available as is. Pulling up to school late is simply not an option because the tiny little motorcycles each need one whole spot....
Dedicated to Plantius Reginald Angeleyes III, beloved son and nephew
sleepless nights, the monetary and emotional toil that the raising of a young child can have on a human being. It is because...
As the 2023-24 school year comes to an end, teachers are putting in grades and grade point averages (GPAs) are being finalized. GPAs range anywhere from 0.0 to 4.0+, what does your GPA say about you?
4.0+...
Dear “Princeton Review AP Chemistry Premium Prep book 25th Edition,”
During these past few weeks, we have spent so much time together. You have taught me so much with your insightful knowledge and...
One of the biggest decisions one has to make in life is deciding what college to go to. According to BestColleges.com, “there are nearly 6,000 colleges and universities in the U.S.,” which makes this...
In 2018, Statesman Editor Slater Dixon published an article called “Whatever… let's rank the sports.” It has been over four years since that article was published, and it seems outdated. I figured...
Hygiene, some care about it and some simply have not heard of it, but it is an essential part of everyone's life whether they like it or not.
Have you ever been strolling through the halls of LHS to get...
When most current LHS students look back on their childhood, they often think back on activities like playing outside, making slime or building forts. However, Gen Alpha, consisting of kids born between...
Ellie Boehrns is a junior and a first-year staff writer for the Statesman. When she is not playing Dress to Impress or tossing a flag, you can find her sipping on a Bubbl’r, singing at a choir concert...
