"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

Re-Ranking the sports

Re-Ranking the sports

Nathan Thompson, News Editor April 16, 2024

In 2018, Statesman Editor Slater Dixon published an article called “Whatever… let's rank the sports.” It has been over four years since that article was published, and it seems outdated. I figured...

To maintain the “clean” look never let your hair pass your shoulders and always cut short bangs because that will let people know that you are always staying on top of your hair length.

It’s not a phase, it’s a lifestyle

Porter Stangeland, Staff Writer March 21, 2024

Hygiene, some care about it and some simply have not heard of it, but it is an essential part of everyone's life whether they like it or not. Have you ever been strolling through the halls of LHS to get...

Ingredients needed for skincare smoothies, including Polypeptide cream and D-Bronzi drops, can be found on the Drunk Elephant display in Sephora.

The Future Generation: Gen Alpha

Lucy Hennies, Staff Writer February 26, 2024

When most current LHS students look back on their childhood, they often think back on activities like playing outside, making slime or building forts. However, Gen Alpha, consisting of kids born between...

(Artwork by Naomi Jespersen)

Costco: My first love

Naomi Jespersen, Staff Writer February 26, 2024

Oh Costco, where do I begin?  From the first time you caught my gaze, I knew you were the one for me. Was it your delectable samples? Perhaps. Your high quality apparel, the likes of which flood my...

Year after year, flowers, specifically roses, have been one of the most popular gifts given on Valentine’s Day, proving to be a truly timeless gesture.

What your preferred Valentine’s Day gift reveals about you

Ellie Quinn, Staff Writer February 6, 2024

As this upcoming holiday full of love quickly approaches, it is important to recognize the tradition of gift-giving and some of its most popular forms, but what does your preferred gift say about you?  Chocolate:...

An overwhelmed LHS senior studies for their third attempt at the ACT.

How to ace the ACT

Ryan Calhoun, Staff Writer November 23, 2023

With the semester quickly coming to a close, the juniors of LHS are realizing they should probably start paying attention to their GPAs, and the seniors are acclimatizing to a constant sense of panic....

Secrets from a part-time rizzler

Secrets from a part-time rizzler

Nathan Thompson, News Editor November 13, 2023

Day One: Start at the beginning. You have to pick out which girl you’re going to get. This shouldn’t be too difficult for a super stud muffin like you though. You basically can have your pick....

LHS sophomore Callaway Weeks, a 6’ 3” tyrant, ignores LHS junior Katya Surendran, a 5’0” queen, revealing a perpetual inequality between heights.

Tall people are annoying

Shalom Kato, Staff Writer November 13, 2023

One day during the passing period, I walked in the halls attempting to get to statistics. I felt a balance shift in the atmosphere and perhaps the time continuum. I look up and see an extremely tall brunette...

In the candy tier list, the candies closest to the letter are the best in that category, while the bottom ones are the worst in that tier.

The ultimate Halloween candy tier list

Will Hansen, Staff Writer November 6, 2023

As Halloween comes to a close, kids are diving into their candy buckets to see what candy they’ve gotten. However, there’s always been some dispute on what candy is best to receive, and what candy...

The decline in journalistic integrity did not just begin with social media, it began when people created livelihoods built on selling the truth.

Why journalists shouldn’t tell the truth (A Satire)

Katya Surendran, Perspectives Editor November 6, 2023

In the midst of the age of social media, many claim that journalistic integrity has been in decline. Whether you’re reading an article about the aliens that are going to blow up the world tomorrow, ...

The only aesthetic picture taken on this trip, although in reality we were lost, as seen by the never-ending horizon. (Picture used with permission by Audrey Barbush)

10 kayaking tips to avoid being stranded in the Gulf of Mexico

Kate Barbush, Staff Writer October 5, 2023

“Just relax, everything will be okay,” said the kayak owner. “Whatever happens will be memorable, you know.” These were the last words my family and I heard before our bright orange and green rented...

People love sleep; for most teens this is something they look forward to.

What your sleep position says about you (satire)

Natalie Nolan, Staff Writer January 18, 2023

People love sleep; for most teens this is something they look forward to. Sleep is a safe space for many, and it gives people a chance to escape reality and refresh for the next day. With all of the stress...

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