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Lincoln High School Statesman

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

A maze of miscellaneous untitled docs in the graveyard that is Google Drive.

Scrolling down memory lane

Ellie Boehrns, Staff Writer February 14, 2025

Dear Google Drive users,   Scrolling down my Google Drive is always a journey. Finding lost documents and assignments is an everyday ordeal, but, once in a while, gems will appear. All contained...

Junior Logan Sanborn holds her car keys, ready to drive in the winter weather.

Snow problem

Selah Seymour, Staff Writer January 21, 2025

There is nothing like waking up on a cold winter morning to see a fresh blanket of snow covering the earth. The world seems to sparkle as the sun shines on the white ground. Everything is beautiful…...

Artwork by Mason Dean

Potty Problems

Mason Dean, Staff Writer December 2, 2024

THE GLOBAL OPINION What is the opinion of other countries on this question? A Norwegian named Sigurd provided his insight and chose urinal five. “I don’t want him peeping at me!” said Sigurd. This...

Christmas tree that pairs perfectly with the best Christmas movie.

Hallmark movies: The new holiday classics

Selah Seymour, Staff Writer November 27, 2024

For years, major film companies have been making movies for the holiday season. Every year, classics like “Home Alone” and “Elf” steal the screen. However, after all these years, people tend to...

A delicious Thanksgiving meal featuring an array of dishes. Photos used with permission by Naomi Jespersen.

Already Christmas?

Bethel Woche November 19, 2024

I am Thanksgiving, but it seems I have become a ghost holiday so I come to speak my mind. Becoming an afterthought is painful as I look back on the months I spent during the year trying to make an appearance....

The choir door, slightly agar, waiting for an innocent person to pass.

Dear Choir door

Ellie Boehrns, Staff Writer October 31, 2024

Dear Choir Door, The memories of you slamming into me are far too many to count. As I walk peacefully to my class in the E-wing, I see my life flash before my eyes and feel my shoulder in pain. People...

A motorcycle soaking up an abundance of space in the LHS parking lot.

Bikes are not welcome in the LHS parking lot

Syriana Castilleja, Staff Writer October 2, 2024

The LHS parking lot is ridiculously small and has very little parking space available as is. Pulling up to school late is simply not an option because the tiny little motorcycles each need one whole spot....

Plantius Reginald “Planty” Angeleyes iii, looking majestic per usual.

Plant Father

Nathan Thompson May 21, 2024

Dedicated to Plantius Reginald Angeleyes III, beloved son and nephew   sleepless nights, the monetary and emotional toil that the raising of a young child can have on a human being. It is because...

My accelerated Algebra two worksheet grades after spending an hour on each paper.

What Your GPA says about you

Lucy Hennies, Staff Writer May 13, 2024

As the 2023-24 school year comes to an end, teachers are putting in grades and grade point averages (GPAs) are being finalized. GPAs range anywhere from 0.0 to 4.0+, what does your GPA say about you? 4.0+...

The one love of any current AP chemistry student is the “Princeton Review AP Chemistry Premium Prep 25th Edition” book, myself included.

A love letter to the Princeton Review

Ellie Quinn, Staff Writer May 2, 2024

Dear “Princeton Review AP Chemistry Premium Prep book 25th Edition,” During these past few weeks, we have spent so much time together. You have taught me so much with your insightful knowledge and...

There are many factors to consider when deciding what college to attend.

How to choose what college to attend

Laila Miller, Staff Writer April 30, 2024

One of the biggest decisions one has to make in life is deciding what college to go to. According to BestColleges.com, “there are nearly 6,000 colleges and universities in the U.S.,” which makes this...

Re-Ranking the sports

Re-Ranking the sports

Nathan Thompson, News Editor April 16, 2024

In 2018, Statesman Editor Slater Dixon published an article called “Whatever… let's rank the sports.” It has been over four years since that article was published, and it seems outdated. I figured...

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