"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman
"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman
"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman
Fisher Meyerink

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer

Fisher Meyerink is a senior and second year staff writer for the Statesman. He is involved with Marching Band, YPC, FA4FA and Dapa. When not in school or other activities, you will likely find him hanging out with friends, playing video games, watching hour-long video essays on obscure topics, Pokémon card collecting, drinking coffee, eating gas station food or walking around downtown or Sertoma Park. Meyerink approaches his work passionately, when he actually gets around to working on it.

All content by Fisher Meyerink
"If there is any one storytelling medium that has consumed my life, it is undoubtedly TV shows. I truly was born in the right generation. The advent and exponential spread of streaming platforms have made it easier than ever to consume hours of entertainment in mass, and I love it."

Every Sitcom I’ve Seen Ranked

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer
May 10, 2023
"Does it feel like every time you open Snapchat or Instagram there is a new national day that you have never heard of being posted? Well, this is no coincidence."

Dumbest National Days

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer
April 11, 2023
"I can’t remember the last time I had a nightmare; I miss them dearly."

I’m tired of dreaming

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer
February 17, 2023
"When the dullness of life goes on and on, seemingly lasting forever, why try and brave the darkness alone when we can sit and suffer together?"

Human Jenga short film

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer
January 11, 2023
"This website tests its users on a variety of different tests ranging from reaction time to number memory, before showing where the testee stands in comparison to the rest of the population."

The existential horror of humanbenchmark.com

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer
December 12, 2022
"As much as us humans would like to believe we are the best and most successful species on this planet, we are far from perfect when it comes to our bodies. Here are just a few things that I would change to make us just a little bit better."

What I would change about the human body

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer
December 5, 2022
According to Mental Floss, "In at least one version of telegraph code, LOL meant "loss of life."

Finding meaning in death

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer
November 15, 2022
"The truth of the matter is that these bans on trans athletes were never about protecting the integrity of women's sports. They have always been about further victimizing the most marginalized people in our society, portraying them as a threat of the world of sports in an effort to further alienate them."

Let’s talk trans athletes

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer
October 31, 2022
“Having to read an outdated ‘classic’ that is no longer relevant in modern society is far from an enjoyable task to anyone, least of all me. Instead of taking the easy way out and just using SparkNotes, I actually read these books, so today, I decided to rank them.”

Ranking the books high school made me read

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer
October 3, 2022
Fisher Meyerink

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September 2, 2021
"There comes a time in any mans life when he has to write a story in ten minutes and upload it as his semester project."

How to succeed in journalism without really trying

Fisher Meyerink, Staff writer
May 16, 2022
Elon Musk, the second richest man in the world, and terrible human being

Elon Musk is the worst

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer
May 16, 2022
"I think it is human nature to practice for death."

Laughing Gas

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer
April 11, 2022
JFK before the assassination and before the conspiracies that followed

Conspiracy Theory Review: Who killed JFK?

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer
March 16, 2022
Many students spend far too much time completing homework, eliminating free time.

The freetime shortage in our schools

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer
January 3, 2022
News media biases reach across the political spectrum and vary greatly in intensity and typology.

The self-destructive tendencies of journalism

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer
December 6, 2021
Lifetime chance of being sent to prison by race 1974-2001

Hell on Earth: The United States incarceration system

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer
October 13, 2021
Former Exxonmobile senior scientist James Black has had a major role in climate change and its perception.

Are we too late?

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer
September 21, 2021
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