While horoscopes are usually stupid generalizations and aggravatingly vague, some take them extremely seriously. Some people’s relationships depend entirely on horoscopes - romantic AND platonic. Admittedly,...
As much as us humans would like to believe we are the best and most successful species on this planet, we are far from perfect when it comes to our bodies. Here are just a few things that I would change...
One of the most well known conspiracy theories is that there is more to the assassination of John F. Kennedy than the government would like to believe, and for good reason. The majority of these theories...
Whether you are a senior, a freshman just stepping into LHS or a middle schooler, I'm pretty sure you are well acquainted with the LHS chemistry teacher James Jarovski (Jaws) and his cult-like following....
Art comes in many forms: dance, sculptures, plays, paintings, poetry, writing, sketches, sandwich crafting and graffiti. Graffiti is a form of art that anyone can take part of. People of all walks of life...
Dear winter,
It was great to see you for the first six minutes of October. Since then, I’d rather you’d take your blizzard advisories and shove them back where they came from (I assume that’s...
Our planet is killing us slowly.
Dihydrogen monoxide is one of the most widely influential substances on the planet. According to USGS, about 71 percent of the surface of the Earth is...
“Gillette: the best a man can be.” The commercial ends and the screen once again shows Sunday football. But something feels off. Hmmm… am I too straight, white and male to continue using my trusty...
As school authorities sift through the heartbreaking wreckage, one thing is for sure: This is a tragedy that will never be forgotten. There is still a great deal of uncertainty surrounding the controversy,...
In the midst of renewed efforts to boost grades across the district, administrators are pointing to the grading system as an area that could use some work. The biggest idea: Replace the percentage based...
LHS junior Blake Matthews was severely disappointed on Friday night after viewing what he thought was going to be a wild ride of a Snapchat Story.
Matthews was reportedly lying in bed when the incident...
Will Hansen is a senior, third-year staff writer and Perspectives Editor for the Statesman. When Hansen is not listening to Tyler The Creator or Gracie Abrams, you can find him working downtown at Maribella....
