Lincoln High School Statesman

Henry Haft

Henry Haft, Satire Editor

Henry Haft is a senior and third-year Statesman satire editor. When Haft is not grilling students in interviews, he enjoys sleeping, eating and occasionally breathing. In his free time he also enjoys chatting online with babes all day. Haft speaks fluent English, Spanish and sarcasm. He has a deep passion for people and loves learning about others' lifestyles. Haft owes everything he knows to cryptocurrency and Daniel Larson.

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