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"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

One in four americans say they believe in astrology, according to a study done by YouGovAmerica.

Humorous Horoscopes

Daniel Valentine, Staff Writer December 6, 2022

While horoscopes are usually stupid generalizations and aggravatingly vague, some take them extremely seriously. Some people’s relationships depend entirely on horoscopes - romantic AND platonic. Admittedly,...

"As much as us humans would like to believe we are the best and most successful species on this planet, we are far from perfect when it comes to our bodies. Here are just a few things that I would change to make us just a little bit better."

What I would change about the human body

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer December 5, 2022

As much as us humans would like to believe we are the best and most successful species on this planet, we are far from perfect when it comes to our bodies. Here are just a few things that I would change...

I have a deep profound love for the natural beauty held deep within the magic font; comic sans.

Comic Sans; the font that could.

Henry Haft, Satire Editor March 16, 2022

Comic Sans is a type of font that was designed by Vincent Connare in 1994. The font includes hand-drawn looking letters that are unconnected and look as though they are out of a comic book. For some unknown...

JFK before the assassination and before the conspiracies that followed

Conspiracy Theory Review: Who killed JFK?

Fisher Meyerink, Staff Writer March 16, 2022

One of the most well known conspiracy theories is that there is more to the assassination of John F. Kennedy than the government would like to believe, and for good reason. The majority of these theories...

LHS renowned chemistry teacher James Jarovski who is know as "Jaws" by his fellow staff members, students, and cult members.

Cult following of Jaws

Henry Haft, Satire Editor November 10, 2020

Whether you are a senior, a freshman just stepping into LHS or a middle schooler, I'm pretty sure you are well acquainted with the LHS chemistry teacher James Jarovski (Jaws) and his cult-like following....

Modern Art

Modern Art

Kat Steffen, Staff Writer March 7, 2019

Art comes in many forms: dance, sculptures, plays, paintings, poetry, writing, sketches, sandwich crafting and graffiti. Graffiti is a form of art that anyone can take part of. People of all walks of life...

Snow piles up outside LHS, as it tends to do for nine months out of the year.

Dear winter,

Caleb Miller, Staff Writer March 4, 2019

Dear winter, It was great to see you for the first six minutes of October. Since then, I’d rather you’d take your blizzard advisories and shove them back where they came from (I assume that’s...

The deadly dihydrogen monoxide's chemical structure simplified with a simple diagram.

The untold dangers of dihydrogen monoxide

Sophia Boyt, Staff Writer February 8, 2019

     Our planet is killing us slowly.      Dihydrogen monoxide is one of the most widely influential substances on the planet. According to USGS, about 71 percent of the surface of the Earth is...

Shave me from the liberals

Lauren Teller, Staff Writer January 24, 2019

“Gillette: the best a man can be.” The commercial ends and the screen once again shows Sunday football. But something feels off. Hmmm… am I too straight, white and male to continue using my trusty...

This assignment is one of many that are destroying the grades of children everywhere

Slader controversy brings grief, heartbreak

Slater Dixon, Staff Writer January 7, 2019

As school authorities sift through the heartbreaking wreckage, one thing is for sure: This is a tragedy that will never be forgotten. There is still a great deal of uncertainty surrounding the controversy,...

The puzzle game 2048 is beloved by many students as a fun "math" game. But could it be more?

The SFSD considers a new grading system

Slater Dixon, Staff Writer December 10, 2018

In the midst of renewed efforts to boost grades across the district, administrators are pointing to the grading system as an area that could use some work. The biggest idea: Replace the percentage based...

The app Snapchat seems unassuming when its seemingly adorable icon is on a home screen. However, it can be much more sinister.

LHS junior disappointed by misleading Snapchat Story

Slater Dixon, Staff Writer December 3, 2018

LHS junior Blake Matthews was severely disappointed on Friday night after viewing what he thought was going to be a wild ride of a Snapchat Story. Matthews was reportedly lying in bed when the incident...

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