“Just relax, everything will be okay,” said the kayak owner. “Whatever happens will be memorable, you know.” These were the last words my family and I heard before our bright orange and green rented...

People love sleep; for most teens this is something they look forward to. Sleep is a safe space for many, and it gives people a chance to escape reality and refresh for the next day. With all of the stress...

This February, certain choice stores are having phenomenal deals on Feb. 29. This day is similar to Black Friday, and has deals for cleaning out winter items. Either way, do not miss out on these sweet...

As much as us humans would like to believe we are the best and most successful species on this planet, we are far from perfect when it comes to our bodies. Here are just a few things that I would change...

Dear CK-Express, You’re ruining my life. Every day, every second is plagued by your incessant need to torment me. I open my chromebook and what is staring back at me? CK-Express. Oh you need to switch...

As summer approaches, many of us will be ready and prepared to enjoy whatever the three-month isolation from school throws at us. For many, that means making sure your social media accounts stay active...

Has this ever happened to you? You find out that the semester test project for your Statesman class is an online story, but you figure that it is not necessary to check when your supposed to upload, and...

More words of wisdom from our fellow LHS students I have been collecting this year. These are more moving than the Sistine Chapel and these artists could rival Banksy with their creative genius.

I’ve always thought food allergies were dumb, maybe even a myth. A peanut, one peanut, can kill you? I don’t believe it. About two months ago, I found out I have celiac disease. I took this to be the...

By observation of public distress, we have put together a list of helpful endeavors to help our community outsmart the younger generation in the event of… the Easter egg hunt.  Plan how you...

Please note that this story is a satire; therefore, certain elements within may be exaggerated for comedic effect. There has always been a debate circulating throughout the Metro Area concerning which...