As the 2023-24 school year comes to an end, teachers are putting in grades and grade point averages (GPAs) are being finalized. GPAs range anywhere from 0.0 to 4.0+, what does your GPA say about you? 4.0+...

Dear “Princeton Review AP Chemistry Premium Prep book 25th Edition,” During these past few weeks, we have spent so much time together. You have taught me so much with your insightful knowledge and...

One of the biggest decisions one has to make in life is deciding what college to go to. According to BestColleges.com, “there are nearly 6,000 colleges and universities in the U.S.,” which makes this...

In 2018, Statesman Editor Slater Dixon published an article called “Whatever… let's rank the sports.” It has been over four years since that article was published, and it seems outdated. I figured...

Hygiene, some care about it and some simply have not heard of it, but it is an essential part of everyone's life whether they like it or not. Have you ever been strolling through the halls of LHS to get...

When most current LHS students look back on their childhood, they often think back on activities like playing outside, making slime or building forts. However, Gen Alpha, consisting of kids born between...

Oh Costco, where do I begin?  From the first time you caught my gaze, I knew you were the one for me. Was it your delectable samples? Perhaps. Your high quality apparel, the likes of which flood my...

As this upcoming holiday full of love quickly approaches, it is important to recognize the tradition of gift-giving and some of its most popular forms, but what does your preferred gift say about you?  Chocolate:...

With the semester quickly coming to a close, the juniors of LHS are realizing they should probably start paying attention to their GPAs, and the seniors are acclimatizing to a constant sense of panic....

Day One: Start at the beginning. You have to pick out which girl you’re going to get. This shouldn’t be too difficult for a super stud muffin like you though. You basically can have your pick....

One day during the passing period, I walked in the halls attempting to get to statistics. I felt a balance shift in the atmosphere and perhaps the time continuum. I look up and see an extremely tall brunette...

As Halloween comes to a close, kids are diving into their candy buckets to see what candy they’ve gotten. However, there’s always been some dispute on what candy is best to receive, and what candy...