Has this ever happened to you? You find out that the semester test project for your Statesman class is an online story, but you figure that it is not necessary to check when your supposed to upload, and...

More words of wisdom from our fellow LHS students I have been collecting this year. These are more moving than the Sistine Chapel and these artists could rival Banksy with their creative genius.

I’ve always thought food allergies were dumb, maybe even a myth. A peanut, one peanut, can kill you? I don’t believe it. About two months ago, I found out I have celiac disease. I took this to be the...

By observation of public distress, we have put together a list of helpful endeavors to help our community outsmart the younger generation in the event of… the Easter egg hunt.  Plan how you...

Please note that this story is a satire; therefore, certain elements within may be exaggerated for comedic effect. There has always been a debate circulating throughout the Metro Area concerning which...

One of the most well known conspiracy theories is that there is more to the assassination of John F. Kennedy than the government would like to believe, and for good reason. The majority of these theories...

TikTok has started yet another digital warzone known as the wheels v. doors debate in which people attempt to settle the question: are there more wheels or doors in the world? With such an uneventful life...

Dear underclassmen, I am sorry to say that there have been some complaints about recent behavior in the LHS bathrooms. Now, I won't be making a huge deal about it, but I will be giving you all some...

Tragedy struck on Dec. 31, 2021, with the death of beloved comedy icon Betty White, just weeks before her 100th birthday. And though we must take time to mourn her, it is crucial to prepare for tough times...

Forget horoscopes! Only your phone case can tell you what kind of personality you have!   Basic Solid Color You are uninterested in phone customization and are an overall very average person,...

While I am starting to grow from my “picky eater” ways, there is a point that I will never be able to cross, and that point is seafood. It does not matter what people say to try to convince me that...

The Google Pixel ads that have been popping up in my YouTube feed have made me fear for humanity, for the technology could lead us to a bleak future. The main selling strategy for promoting the newest...