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Lincoln High School Statesman

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

Crickets chirps echo through the gym after the season comes to a close.

Five stages of grief; boys basketball version

Olivia Brost, News Editor March 11, 2021

The clock hit zero and the fans cheering came to a staggering halt. Just like that, the season was done. The away players sulked off the court while RHS rejoiced their new victory. “What now?” Was...

It's common to receive texts like these, unfortunately often right before Valentine's Day.

The truth about high school love

Emma Johnson, Staff Writer February 10, 2021

Disclaimer: This is a satire. None of this information should be taken seriously.  It’s a tale as old as time. A girl walks down the hallway. Someone bumps into her and her armful of books spill...

Although the dispute on which soda is the most superior, Coke has taken a firm stance on beverages, whereas with Pepsi, they has become big with snacks.

The unresolved dispute of 2020

Ree Baireddy, Staff Writer January 14, 2021

A global pandemic. A racial reckoning. A historic election. 2020 is a year that will go down in history for mankind. Conflict aroused constantly about whether the police department was doing enough to...

Ranch dressing and card playing... what's more Midwestern than that??

You wouldn’t get it, you’re not Midwestern

Emma Johnson, Staff Writer January 14, 2021

When one enters a new region of the country, they have to hone in on their senses and pay attention to what the region’s society is. From vocabulary to recipes to different forms of leisure, it can be...

The LHS parking lot may look orderly, but before and after school, it is the worst place you want to be trapped.

Driving Do’s and Don’ts at LHS

Emma Johnson, Staff Writer January 6, 2021

LHS students may think that the most difficult part of their day is trying to endure the ever accumulating amount of assignments, stacked on top of studying for tests. In actuality, the most difficult...

LHS renowned chemistry teacher James Jarovski who is know as "Jaws" by his fellow staff members, students, and cult members.

Cult following of Jaws

Henry Haft, Satire Editor November 10, 2020

Whether you are a senior, a freshman just stepping into LHS or a middle schooler, I'm pretty sure you are well acquainted with the LHS chemistry teacher James Jarovski (Jaws) and his cult-like following....

Congested hallways are the norm for LHS, so please follow these simple unwritten rules to keep them running smooth.

Please read: hallway etiquette

Anna Engels, Feature Editor November 9, 2020

Six passing periods a day, each six minutes long. Thirty-six minutes of walking behind incredibly slow kids, getting shoved, pushed and above all, tripped. I don’t know about you, but I am very confused...

Class of cliches

Class of cliches

Emma Johnson, Staff Writer October 16, 2020

High school movies seem like all the rage these days, coming of age comedies that are supposed to make teenagers breathe out a sigh of relief and acknowledgment. However, the main issue with them is that...

LHS seniors are proud to wear whatever they feel makes them the most confident.

Halloween: under or overrated?

Ree Baireddy, Staff Writer October 15, 2020

October is the season of pumpkins and candy galore. People shove their shorts and tank tops to the back of their closet and reach for sweaters and boots to stay warm for the upcoming cold season. Although...

This Monster may or may not cause nausua, insomnia, headaches, dizziness, anxiety and/or death.

My addiction with pink monster

Veronica Iseminger, Staff Writer September 25, 2020

I remember the day like it was yesterday. Aug, 15, a Saturday morning. An absolutely gorgeous day filled with sunshine and rainbows, fluffy white clouds floating gently across the sky and cool breezes...

Cinematic picture of the zoom logo on a laptop and someone typing.

Different types of people on Zoom calls

Henry Haft, Satire Editor September 17, 2020

Since we have started quarantine, we have adapted to our new lives by using Zoom calls to communicate with our teachers and classmates. During our time of social distancing, people have reacted to using...

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