The closing of schools due to COVID-19 has caused many teenagers to engage in various aesthetic projects, but those seemingly innocent activities are putting a monumental strain on a crucial national resource:...
During a pandemic like the one we are in right now, there aren’t an overabundance of places for people to work as many businesses have closed or have extremely limited hours. This list is the top five...
Fame can change you. I am proud to confirm that the glitz and glam of Hollywood and human instinct to fall to the hierarchy of the prestige has not and will not affect me. I am grounded.
You may have...
With boredom at an all-time high, bored youngins turn to doing their schoolwork.
In the start of the new decade, Coronavirus has engulfed the globe in germs and missing toilet paper. While adults become...
Every month of the year has something that makes it great. December has Christmas, November has Thanksgiving, October has Halloween and so on. The only month that pales in comparison to all other months...
Awarding Kyle Homecoming king was the least the students of LHS could do to show a token of respect to a kid who left a mediocre impact on their lives.
Kyle overwhelmingly won the Homecoming crown with...
Slater Dixon, Perspectives editor
• August 29, 2019
Take note of this moment; scientists from organizations including NASA, the American Meteorological Society and the United Nations have made a startling announcement: climate change is officially not that...
Disclaimer: This story is purely for satirical purposes. None of the events described are true and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
On Wednesday,...
This article contains spoilers, but you shouldn’t care since it isn’t that good of a movie anyway when you think about it in the context of ‘The Parent Trap’
When I saw “Endgame” for the...
Slater Dixon, Perspectives Editor
• March 26, 2019
This is a big win for women. On Monday, the International Association of High School Boys (IAHSB) announced that they are finally replacing the old 1-10 rating system based on physical attractiveness....
Salsa is a staple of most parties and is often served alongside guacamole and chips.
There is an inferior in that duo, and it is not made out of the ever popular avocado. Unpopular opinion: Salsa is...
Christian Bootsma is a junior, first-year staff writer for the Statesman. When he is not at LHS, you can usually find him enjoying his favorite outdoor activities: mountain biking, snowboarding or hiking....
