"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

Shave me from the liberals

Lauren Teller, Staff Writer January 24, 2019

“Gillette: the best a man can be.” The commercial ends and the screen once again shows Sunday football. But something feels off. Hmmm… am I too straight, white and male to continue using my trusty...

This assignment is one of many that are destroying the grades of children everywhere

Slader controversy brings grief, heartbreak

Slater Dixon, Staff Writer January 7, 2019

As school authorities sift through the heartbreaking wreckage, one thing is for sure: This is a tragedy that will never be forgotten. There is still a great deal of uncertainty surrounding the controversy,...

Art by DINO, published by the Cartoon Movement

The bloody referendum, a satire

Gage Gramlick, Editor-in-chief December 12, 2018

Every four years, I am obligated to unmuzzle my dog. It is part of the deal. I must say, it is quite a pain in the neck, but it is what it is. I’ve found, in my countless years as a career dog master,...

The puzzle game 2048 is beloved by many students as a fun math game. But could it be more?

The SFSD considers a new grading system

Slater Dixon, Staff Writer December 10, 2018

In the midst of renewed efforts to boost grades across the district, administrators are pointing to the grading system as an area that could use some work. The biggest idea: Replace the percentage based...

The app Snapchat seems unassuming when its seemingly adorable icon is on a home screen. However, it can be much more sinister.

LHS junior disappointed by misleading Snapchat Story

Slater Dixon, Staff Writer December 3, 2018

LHS junior Blake Matthews was severely disappointed on Friday night after viewing what he thought was going to be a wild ride of a Snapchat Story. Matthews was reportedly lying in bed when the incident...

School security: Real or Hoax

School security: Real or Hoax

Ethan Kolb and Justin Schriever October 18, 2018

  https://youtu.be/IkqCcdkX1zs Here is the link for the video if the video shows as restricted: https://youtu.be/IkqCcdkX1zs

The KELO Cup is evidence that LHS has some good sport teams. But how do they stack up against each other?

Whatever… let’s rank the sports

Slater Dixon, Manager of Business September 28, 2018

Here at LHS, we pride ourselves on the variety of activities students can participate in. From band to football to four-square club, students of all interests can find something they enjoy doing. Among...

The astrological signs

Weekly horoscopes

Charlie Turner, Staff Writer September 27, 2018
Astrology may not be accurate all the time, but when I spoke to the stars directly, they told me, “The stars? Wait, you were talking to me? Uhhh,” and “Can you get out of this Home Depot? We don’t know who you are.” Here is your week, according to the real life questions I had answered by the stars.
Photo provided by Mike Mozart of TheToyChannel and JeepersMedia on YouTube.

Watch this: Weight Watchers pulls a Jonah Hill

Gage Gramlick, Editor-in-chief September 26, 2018

Weight Watchers is shifting its narrative. In an attempt to be more body positive, the titan health company has decided to drop the weight from its name, electing to go by WW. “We think it’s time...

Steve Blankenship is mischievously about to pull the fire alarm, for a possible second time.

Sound the alarm, the smokey conspiracy

Cameron Rhode, Business Manager September 20, 2018

Picture this: you are trying to peacefully walk to your 6th period class when fire alarms suddenly start blaring to tell you to flee the burning school. Upon listening to the censored propaganda machine...

Getting ready for my visit to Sioux Falls (Photo taken by Barron

Dear Journal: Trumpy had fun

Yairis Alvarado, Staff Writer September 12, 2018

Dear Journal, Hey, it’s Daddy Trump. I apologize for being gone for so long. Kellyanne took you after I left it in the golf cart when I went to go play golf with Kanye. Now I am back and ready to...

The hipster takeover: Soundset addition

The hipster takeover: Soundset addition

Hannah Hansen, Staff Writer May 30, 2018

Hipster youth had another chance to bust out the flower crowns and crop tops at a semi-local music festival this past weekend. Soundset, an annual music festival held during the Memorial Day weekend in...

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