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Trump: the ringleader

Trump: the ringleader

Gage Gramlick, Staff Writer

October 19, 2016

The acclaimed mystery solvers Scooby and Gang revealed on Monday that Donald Trump is responsible for the clown epidemic plaguing the nation. Trump used his connections with the circus community to recruit clowns into his cult, which focuses on stalking and tormenting citizens. The cult was a...