Every month of the year has something that makes it great. December has Christmas, November has Thanksgiving, October has Halloween and so on. The only month that pales in comparison to all other months...
Awarding Kyle Homecoming king was the least the students of LHS could do to show a token of respect to a kid who left a mediocre impact on their lives.
Kyle overwhelmingly won the Homecoming crown with...
Slater Dixon, Perspectives editor
• August 29, 2019
Take note of this moment; scientists from organizations including NASA, the American Meteorological Society and the United Nations have made a startling announcement: climate change is officially not that...
Disclaimer: This story is purely for satirical purposes. None of the events described are true and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
On Wednesday,...
This article contains spoilers, but you shouldn’t care since it isn’t that good of a movie anyway when you think about it in the context of ‘The Parent Trap’
When I saw “Endgame” for the...
Slater Dixon, Perspectives Editor
• March 26, 2019
This is a big win for women. On Monday, the International Association of High School Boys (IAHSB) announced that they are finally replacing the old 1-10 rating system based on physical attractiveness....
Salsa is a staple of most parties and is often served alongside guacamole and chips.
There is an inferior in that duo, and it is not made out of the ever popular avocado. Unpopular opinion: Salsa is...
Slater Dixon, Perspectives editor
• March 19, 2019
Our generation is one of rebellion. We see the world not as it has always been, but as what we will change it into. The world of tomorrow is a place where identity is celebrated, where our differences...
Art comes in many forms: dance, sculptures, plays, paintings, poetry, writing, sketches, sandwich crafting and graffiti. Graffiti is a form of art that anyone can take part of. People of all walks of life...
Dear winter,
It was great to see you for the first six minutes of October. Since then, I’d rather you’d take your blizzard advisories and shove them back where they came from (I assume that’s...
It is that time of the year again- when love is in the air and heart-shaped chocolate boxes line the aisles at Walgreens, but you are still on the hunt for your Prince (or princess) Charming.
Here...
Naomi Jespersen is a junior, second-year staff member and Paper Editor-in-Chief for the Statesman. When she is not compulsively listening to NPR, Jespersen can be found playing LHS volleyball, working...
