"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman
"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman
"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman
Henry Haft

Henry Haft, Satire Editor

Henry Haft is a senior and third-year Statesman satire editor. When Haft is not grilling students in interviews, he enjoys sleeping, eating and occasionally breathing. In his free time he also enjoys chatting online with babes all day. Haft speaks fluent English, Spanish and sarcasm. He has a deep passion for people and loves learning about others’ lifestyles. Haft owes everything he knows to cryptocurrency and Daniel Larson.

All content by Henry Haft
46th president of the U.S. Joseph Biden has been called upon to lighten the burden of students with debt.

Student Loan Forgiveness

Henry Haft, Satire Editor
May 16, 2022
I have a deep profound love for the natural beauty held deep within the magic font; comic sans.

Comic Sans; the font that could.

Henry Haft, Satire Editor
March 16, 2022
"Hello Nasty" pizza straight from downtown's Pizza Cheeks. Try it today!

Pizza Cheeks

Henry Haft, Satire Editor
January 10, 2022

Omicron; the variant

Henry Haft, Satire Editor
December 1, 2021
The Rise program is selling coffee during WIN time all over the school for only $3 a cup. Go find them and try it today!

Rise & Shine

Henry Haft, Satire Editor
October 20, 2021
The very famous "Nyan Cat" original NFT sold for $580,000

What is an NFT?

Henry Haft, Satire Editor
September 8, 2021
Video of a triangular shape UFO captured by the US Navy

Pentagon confirms the UFO sightings

Henry Haft, Satire Editor
May 19, 2021
A wheel showing all of the different astrological signs based on the month born in and star alignment.

The pseudoscience of astrology

Henry Haft, Satire Editor
May 10, 2021
New voting laws in the state of Georgia spark controversy, but why?

Controversial voting law changes in Georgia

Henry Haft, Satire Editor
April 16, 2021
The future opportunities for cryptocurrencies are major, get involved as soon as possible.

Cryptocurrency 101

Henry Haft, Satire Editor
February 23, 2021

Delivering a 2020 time capsule to the LHS basement

Henry Haft, Satire Editor
January 14, 2021
LHS renowned chemistry teacher James Jarovski who is know as "Jaws" by his fellow staff members, students, and cult members.

Cult following of Jaws

Henry Haft, Satire Editor
November 10, 2020
Rapper Rod Wave showing off a stack of U.S currency while showing off his diamond chain.

Five rappers coming up in 2020

Henry Haft, Satire Editor
October 26, 2020
Cinematic picture of the zoom logo on a laptop and someone typing.

Different types of people on Zoom calls

Henry Haft, Satire Editor
September 17, 2020
People gathered together on a beautiful spring day at the Ralambshov park during the COVID-19 pandemic in Stockholm, Sweden on May 8, 2020.

Sweden’s COVID-19 approach; intelligent or reckless

Henry Haft, Staff Writer
May 19, 2020
The cover of Lil Uzi Vert's "Eternal Atake" album. First album in three years.

Surprise Atake; Lil Uzi Vert album review

Henry Haft, Staff writer
March 13, 2020
Map of the adventure of a lifetime with Daniel and Henry.

[Photo] Stranded and Afraid; Episode 1

February 25, 2020
Genetic structure of the respiratory disease affecting China and its residents; Coronavirus.

Yeah, Coronavirus is bad, but the flu is worse

Henry Haft, Staff Writer
February 6, 2020
LHS student section getting hyped after a big play.

LHS basketball double header: LHS vs. Huron

Henry Haft, Staff Writer
January 27, 2020
'Rare' album cover

Gomez, all grown up and a whole new person in ‘Rare’

Henry Haft, Staff Writer
January 21, 2020
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