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Lincoln High School Statesman

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln High School Statesman

Ranch dressing and card playing... what's more Midwestern than that??

You wouldn’t get it, you’re not Midwestern

Emma Johnson, Staff Writer January 14, 2021

When one enters a new region of the country, they have to hone in on their senses and pay attention to what the region’s society is. From vocabulary to recipes to different forms of leisure, it can be...

The LHS parking lot may look orderly, but before and after school, it is the worst place you want to be trapped.

Driving Do’s and Don’ts at LHS

Emma Johnson, Staff Writer January 6, 2021

LHS students may think that the most difficult part of their day is trying to endure the ever accumulating amount of assignments, stacked on top of studying for tests. In actuality, the most difficult...

LHS renowned chemistry teacher James Jarovski who is know as "Jaws" by his fellow staff members, students, and cult members.

Cult following of Jaws

Henry Haft, Satire Editor November 10, 2020

Whether you are a senior, a freshman just stepping into LHS or a middle schooler, I'm pretty sure you are well acquainted with the LHS chemistry teacher James Jarovski (Jaws) and his cult-like following....

Congested hallways are the norm for LHS, so please follow these simple unwritten rules to keep them running smooth.

Please read: hallway etiquette

Anna Engels, Feature Editor November 9, 2020

Six passing periods a day, each six minutes long. Thirty-six minutes of walking behind incredibly slow kids, getting shoved, pushed and above all, tripped. I don’t know about you, but I am very confused...

Class of cliches

Class of cliches

Emma Johnson, Staff Writer October 16, 2020

High school movies seem like all the rage these days, coming of age comedies that are supposed to make teenagers breathe out a sigh of relief and acknowledgment. However, the main issue with them is that...

LHS seniors are proud to wear whatever they feel makes them the most confident.

Halloween: under or overrated?

Ree Baireddy, Staff Writer October 15, 2020

October is the season of pumpkins and candy galore. People shove their shorts and tank tops to the back of their closet and reach for sweaters and boots to stay warm for the upcoming cold season. Although...

This Monster may or may not cause nausua, insomnia, headaches, dizziness, anxiety and/or death.

My addiction with pink monster

Veronica Iseminger, Staff Writer September 25, 2020

I remember the day like it was yesterday. Aug, 15, a Saturday morning. An absolutely gorgeous day filled with sunshine and rainbows, fluffy white clouds floating gently across the sky and cool breezes...

Cinematic picture of the zoom logo on a laptop and someone typing.

Different types of people on Zoom calls

Henry Haft, Satire Editor September 17, 2020

Since we have started quarantine, we have adapted to our new lives by using Zoom calls to communicate with our teachers and classmates. During our time of social distancing, people have reacted to using...

An elusive roll of Scotch Painter's Tape. DIY quarantine projects have caused a shortage of the high-quality, low-residue tape.

TikTok trend causes international shortage of painter’s tape

Slater Dixon, Perspectives Editor May 20, 2020

The closing of schools due to COVID-19 has caused many teenagers to engage in various aesthetic projects, but those seemingly innocent activities are putting a monumental strain on a crucial national resource:...

"During a pandemic like the one we are in right now, there aren’t an overabundance of places for people to work as many businesses have closed or have extremely limited hours. This list is the top five best and easiest ways to make money during quarantine."

Top 5 Easiest Ways to Make Money During Quarantine

Spencer Wasmund, Sports Editor May 19, 2020

During a pandemic like the one we are in right now, there aren’t an overabundance of places for people to work as many businesses have closed or have extremely limited hours. This list is the top five...

The life of an artist

The life of an artist

Brita Quello, Staff Writer May 14, 2020

Fame can change you. I am proud to confirm that the glitz and glam of Hollywood and human instinct to fall to the hierarchy of the prestige has not and will not affect me. I am grounded. You may have...

Things have been difficult for the youth as the Coronavirus pandemic ensues. What are they supposed to do?

“Coronacation” driving bored students to commit remote learning

Kyla Clark, Staff Writer April 23, 2020

With boredom at an all-time high, bored youngins turn to doing their schoolwork. In the start of the new decade, Coronavirus has engulfed the globe in germs and missing toilet paper. While adults become...

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