Please note that this story is a satire; therefore, certain elements within may be exaggerated for comedic effect. There has always been a debate circulating throughout the Metro Area concerning which...

One of the most well known conspiracy theories is that there is more to the assassination of John F. Kennedy than the government would like to believe, and for good reason. The majority of these theories...

TikTok has started yet another digital warzone known as the wheels v. doors debate in which people attempt to settle the question: are there more wheels or doors in the world? With such an uneventful life...

Dear underclassmen, I am sorry to say that there have been some complaints about recent behavior in the LHS bathrooms. Now, I won't be making a huge deal about it, but I will be giving you all some...

Tragedy struck on Dec. 31, 2021, with the death of beloved comedy icon Betty White, just weeks before her 100th birthday. And though we must take time to mourn her, it is crucial to prepare for tough times...

Forget horoscopes! Only your phone case can tell you what kind of personality you have!   Basic Solid Color You are uninterested in phone customization and are an overall very average person,...

While I am starting to grow from my “picky eater” ways, there is a point that I will never be able to cross, and that point is seafood. It does not matter what people say to try to convince me that...

The Google Pixel ads that have been popping up in my YouTube feed have made me fear for humanity, for the technology could lead us to a bleak future. The main selling strategy for promoting the newest...

There are many reasons people choose to live in South Dakota, like the low cost of living and the high rate of employment. However, the weather is not on this list.  South Dakota’s weather is notorious...

It was only supposed to be some innocent like-minded fun, or that’s what I keep telling myself at least. Unfortunately, the flashbacks and night terrors have yet to wear off. I had first heard of this...

I recently received some text messages from a random woman. It seems clear to me from the bad grammar, the excessive accents, and overuse of emojis that this person is a catfish. Yet I still decided against...

Like many children of Generation Z, social media was introduced to me very young and was an influential part of my childhood. I have fond memories of my discovery of “the weird side” of YouTube, of...